The Eevil Scroll Tavern

class tagline Where parentheses go to die

Welcome, weary coder...

Eevo is the dark Lisp dialect that haunts your parentheses. Born in the shadows of the Scroll Tavern, it whispers forgotten syntax to those who dare listen.

The Dark Arts of Eevo

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Cursed Syntax

Where parentheses are optional and the interpreter reads your mind.

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Arcane Macros

Weave spells that rewrite reality itself.

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Castle Types

Stronger than types, more imposing than interfaces.

Witness the Dark Magic